The Lincoln Log Love Lady | Women s Green Plaid Christmas Pants | Size 8 | Multicolor | Shinesty

As you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren t as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You re a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That s why you don t play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you ve got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in these Xmas pattern pants, it s not hard to be a homewrecker.